LEGION'S MANLY PHYSIQUEGuess what, sports fans? After years of training and hard work and competing, I finally received an endorsement package! Can you believe it? All that time I spent whinging was all for naught! My surprisingly girlish hoo-ha doesn't hurt! I do, indeed, want to be airborne. The photographers came over the other day and took some before and after pictures (don't ask me how they do it, cuz I really don't know!) and here's a copy of the first ad that will appear in my celebrity endorsement campaign. As my ultra-cool mentor and friend Mindcrime would say: "Check it out yo:" |
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