Not a whole lot worth relating this week. Mindcrime was in HK most of it and was updating the forums with his usual witty banter. I swear he’s the ugliest primate on the planet but he attracts hookers like honey attracts bees. Of course, none of us have ever seen these hookers he attracts so we can’t relate the authenticity of his reports, but that’s neither here nor there. It always makes for an interesting read and the longer the post is the more you get to anticipate when the token hooker is going to enter the story.
Got another friend who has started posting here. Goes by the moniker Cereal Kruller. Don’t ask him the obvious question you want to ask unless you’ve got a good loooooooooooonnnnggg while to sit and listen to the pedantic ravings of a lunatic. Just humor him and go along with everything he says. It’s better that way, trust me.
Other than that, I’m just feeling about as crotchety as usual. Cranky, too. At work, my conversations generally go like this.
Co-worker: How’s it going?
Legion: Ugh, rumph, oooom.
Co-worker (eyes widen): Dude, you okay?
Legion: Snarkle norm gramble ARGHHH!
Co-worker (placing Do Not Disturb sign outside my work area): Later!
So, you can see it’s SS DD.