Mindcrime doesn’t get online anymore. He’s decided he’s too good for the rest of the world so in honor of this momentous and glorious occasion I’ve decided to name this day. So, from henceforth, the 18th of February shall be known as Mindcrime’s Meretricious Day of Mania.
During this proud and honorable day, we will all refrain from being online. We will not open chat windows. We will not update websites (well, after this update.) We will not check email. Basically we will cut ourselves off completely from any sort of personal contact with the outside world.
Instead, we must, henceforth, get a life. We must meet people face to face. We must read a book. We must tell a loved one that we’re sorry we’ve spent all of our time developing relationships online and not having one-on-one conversations with a live human being.
Okay, it may never catch on, but it’s worth a try.