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Had an interesting conversation with Mindcrime the other day. Turns out we uncovered what the source of his…uh…intestinal problems have been of late.
Mindcrime: Dude, I seriously don’t know, I groan and push and, well, man, it just doesn’t…
Legion: Whoa! Yeah, stop right there, I get the picture. We know you don’t exercise, it’s hard to move that much mass, I agree, but maybe there’s other things.
Mindcrime: Ya think?
Legion: Ya, I do. So what do you eat?
Mindcrime: What do I eat? What the $&## does that have to do with anything?
Mindcrime: Oh, yeah, right. Okay, well, I mostly drink Chinese coffee and I love tofu-on-a-stick?
Legion: Tofu-on-a-stick??? Oh for crying out loud, that can’t be good for you?
Mindcrime: Dude, tofu is supposed to be like the perfect suppository.
Legion: Really? Well, that’s nice, but do you eat vegetables?
Mindcrime: Vegetables? Are you kidding, that’s what food eats!
Legion (sigh): Okay, well, heck I don’t know. Anyway, what is tofu-on-a-stick?
Mindcrime: It’s sort of like a corndog but it’s tofu.
Legion: And you just pitch the stick when you’re done?
Mindcrime: Pitch the stick? What do you mean?
Legion: You throw it away?
Mindcrime: Hell no, that’s the best part, it soaks up all the grease and stuff, it’s awesome?
Legion: You EAT the stick?????
Mindcrime: Yeah, why?
So, folks, there you have it, the mystery is solved.